"Can this line go any slower?" Dan Howell muttered to himself as he waited to board his plane to Los Angeles. The 20-year-old was moving; after living in the hustling streets and non-airconditioned houses of London, he decided some sort of change would be necessary. And what better way to start by moving to the one and only LA?
"Passport and boarding pass, please," a stout woman demanded, hands on her hips. Dan knew better than to make a rude comeback, so he instead just handed over the two items without a word.
"Enjoy your flight," the lady plastered on a small smile, and Dan replied by saying "thanks" and returning the sentiment. With that, he took his belongings and headed to board the plane.
Dan ended up finding his seat in the center of the plane. Of course, out of all the seats, Dan just had to get a middle seat. Great.
Not wanting to put himself in a bad mood before the ride even started, Dan decided to put on some music that would relax him.
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